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Back at Pitt ‘n loving it.
After a summer of lingerie and liquor (working at Victoria’s Secret and the Johnstown Brewing Company), I was a little more eager to get back and a lot less traumatized this time when Dad slowed the car a little to allow me to tuck and roll out, grabbing what belongings I could on the way.
There to greet me were two of my girls: Pammy and Lauren. Our new home loomed behind them, brand-new Pennsylvania Hall. I wanted to get inside and see if the kidney I had sold in order to pay to live there had been worth it.
Not a disappointment.
Who needs vital organs when 4 girls have 2 bathrooms, 2 bedrooms, and a majestic view of the Cathedral through floor-to-ceiling windows in the living room?
Exactly.
Our junk was quickly filling the immaculate suite to capacity. Then, to top things off, Natasha rolled in several hours later, 6 housing carts in tow. Mind you, these carts remained in our suite for the next several weeks until Natasha removed them after I made numerous references to taking her life in her sleep.
Sophomore year rocks my world.
We have a ton of friends that live in our hall – it’s like Tower B Part II…but we’ve also made so many more. Our neighbors in Suite 620 – Matt the Manwhore, Frank the Freak, and Alex the Ass Assaulter. The guys that live below us in Suite 521 – Chad, Tom, Jim, and Matt – their adorable neighbors Nicole and Kaitlyn, and Hilarie and Tiffini and so many more…anyway, you get the point. I have friends!
It’s already been an eventful year.
Jody bought me a fish to put on our coffee table in the living room. I was so excited! We went to Wal-Mart and picked out fluorescent rocks and a castle to put in his little bowl. He traveled back to Pitt with me and dad even stopped along the way to get him some fresh spring water.
The roomies and I reached the general consensus of naming him Fishmaster Flex. And so Fishmaster Flex thrived…
For a whole TWO days.
I had arrived home from a long day of classes and work to find that Flex’s somewhat grungy bowl was now sparkling clean. Awww. Someone cleaned his bowl and put new water in it.
Until the terror struck me.
Had they used the spring water?
I ran through the suite, questioning all present. Lauren didn’t do it. Natasha didn’t do it. Pam was at class.
Well, guys, unless it was the Clean-Fishbowl Fairy – WHO DID IT?
Pam arrived home and I promptly asked her about the incident. She smiled and said, “Yeah, I just cleaned his bowl and filled it back up in the sink.”
I knew, even before I stepped into the living room the following morning, that Fishmaster Flex was dead. Despite our emergency lifesaving efforts the night before of emptying his bowl and filling it with spring water…Flex had perished at some point during the night.
My fear was confirmed when I walked into the living room that morning and saw him floating. I insisted that he remain there until all were present for a proper burial that evening.
Pam was made to scoop him out with a spoon and place him gently into the toilet. We then hummed “Amazing Grace” as he was pulled down into the currents, eventually destined to reach his final resting place in the ocean.
R.I.P Fishmaster Flex.
Now, as a constant reminder, his empty fishbowl sits on the coffee table, complete with fluorescent rocks and a hot pink post-it that simply states:
HERE LIES THE SPIRIT OF FISHMASTER FLEX
(soon to be replaced)
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The first week we were here, about six of us decided a trip to Wal-Mart was in order to get some necessities. So we hopped on the 28X and got off at Robinson Town Centre.
At the wrong stop.
So, in order to get to Wal-Mart, we had to run through huge intersections and walk single file on a median separating the four-lane highway.
If carrying a VCR, TV stand, and countless bags of “necessities” while negotiating with a major highway isn’t fun, then I don’t know what is.
I laughed so hard tears were streaming down my face the entire trip.
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But, back to our gorgeous suite. Through Lauren’s connections with her mom working at the university, in addition to the fact that our suite is simply the BEST in PA Hall, our room was chosen to be featured in a photoshoot/virtual tour to be posted on the Housing website.
Lauren and Pam were photographed in their room, Natasha in ours, and Britt, Nat, and I were in the living room. And I was definitely photographed playing Mariokart, sitting on the floor. It was a ton of fun. They brought in fake plants and additional lighting. Outstanding.
I’ll let you know when it’s posted.
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